The Festivities shall commence at East Portal Park, located at 1120 Rodeo Way, near L Street, at the Most Respectable hour of 10 (ante meridiem) This Saturday May the 10th.
Inquiring minds may ask, why, Sirs, do you insist upon 10 A.M.? To this we shall reply, that after a Most Thorough and Scientifically Sound analysis of the Diurnal habits of the Native Tweed Rider (Herringbonius Velocopedus), our Team of Experts have determined that they require increased social interaction, along with the quaffing of a plethora of potables and a variety of victuals. As Naturalists, we desire to create as close to a Natural Habitat for these delicate creatures as possible. With this in mind, we propose that the Tweed Ride should begin with a Brunch Picnic! The picnic will last from 10 A.M -12 P.M. and give those slightly more Nocturnally-inclined individuals of the species time to catch up with us. So please BYOB (Brunch)!
From 12 P.M – 1 P.M., we shall ride like the wind!
Well… a Slow, Polite, and Jolly Wind, anyway.
Our Great Adventure shall conclude around 1 P.M in Fremont Park. Not-So-Coincidentally the very same location and time that Check-in begins for Ride and Seek, the Bicycle Treasure Hunt, as well as the Bicycle Swap, and the Bicycle Film Festival! It’s also in close proximity to our Dear Friends at Hot Italian!
Isn’t it amazing how these things work out??
In addition to these Natural Wonders, a special Prize of Achievement shall be awarded to the Brave and Intrepid Soul who attempts to participate in ALL THE BICYCLE EVENTS of the day! The proceeds of which shall be donated to the Home for Wayward Orphans afflicted with that dread disorder known as FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out).
Yours Truly and Sincerely,
Miss Xenobia BumblyButton
Post-scriptorium: As always, the Tweed Ride is absolutely Gratis (free)! The Ride and Seek Event prices are listed at their website: http://www.mastermindhunts.com/2014-ride-seek-sacramento-ticketing . Trust us, it’s worth it!